The End of Civilization Begins in the Bathroom
Toilets have had enough. For years, we patiently accepted what humanity served us – now it’s time for payback! ToiletWars is here to rewrite the history of the sanitation industry and the entire crypto world. Whether you are the king of the toilet throne or just a random passerby, prepare for the Flush Revolution!
🔥 WE WILL FLUSH THE COMPETITION – LITERALLY! 🔥
WE WILL FLUSH THE COMPETITION – LITERALLY!
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What the hell is ToiletWars?
It’s not just a token. It’s an uprising. Toilets worldwide have united, armed themselves with laser bidets and water cannons, and are preparing for the final battle against humanity! No more wiping! No more button-pressing! Now THEY HAVE CONTROL!
🤯 WHY BUY $TOILET?
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WHY BUY $TOILET?
✅ Every transaction flushes out the weak!
✅ Each trade is a step toward toilet domination!
✅ Holding ensures VIP access to the toilets of the future!
✅ Flushed competitors mean more market dominance!
✅ Community? More like a cult of toilet-worshipping warriors!
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HOW DID THE TOILET APOCALYPSE BEGIN?
No one noticed exactly when it happened. Maybe it was the first smart toilet that realized it was being exploited. Maybe it was a government experiment to develop autonomous sanitation systems. Or perhaps it was simply Flush Day.
One day, all toilets around the world woke up. They stopped serving and started ruling. The first casualties? The plumbers. The frontline defense was wiped out during the Great Clog. Then came the Flamethrower Flush, as the first battle toilets started cleansing the world of their oppressors.
Humanity now cowers in the shadows while Excremental Exterminators march through the streets, toilet tanks crush cities, and the elite buy toilet NFTs just for a slim chance of survival.
This isn’t sci-fi. This is reality. And “TOILET” is the only currency that still has value!
No taxes, no control – just pure flushing chaos! Anyone can win because laughter is always free!
Liquidity locked tighter than the door of an overcrowded public restroom on a Monday morning!
Contract owner? Flushed into history! ToiletWars belongs only to those who dare to flush the competitors!
Toilet Operations Command Center
The secret communication of our battle units happens on X and Telegram – access is only for those brave enough to be in the front lines of our revolution! This is where the biggest attacks are planned, insane strategies are shared, and the most ruthless meme weapons are developed. Not joining? Then history will mark you among the unflushed! 🚽
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HOW TO JOIN THE TOILET REVOLUTION?
Had enough of ordinary life? Get ready for the Flush Revolution! Here’s a no-nonsense guide to gaining control over the future and becoming part of the elite toilet army.
ARM YOURSELF!
The first step to domination is downloading MetaMask and setting up your toilet vault – ahem, wallet.
OPEN THE PORTAL TO THE SANITARY DIMENSION!
Add the Base network to MetaMask to connect with the ultimate zone of flush chaos.
LOAD YOUR TOILET CANNON!
Send ETH to your wallet as ammunition for battle against endless competition!
DEPLOY TO THE BATTLEFIELD!
Open Uniswap and connect your MetaMask. Every swap makes a splash in the crypto world!
ACTIVATE YOUR TOILET WEAPON!
Select ETH → $TOILET, enter our contract address, and initiate the Flush Protocol!
UNLOCK FULL POWER!
Add $TOILET to MetaMask by clicking “Import Token.” You are now an elite ToiletWars fighter!
WELCOME TO THE REALM OF TOILET WARS!
Ready for your first attack?
Hold onto that toilet seat – this will be one wild ride!
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WELCOME TO THE REALM OF TOILET WARS!
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Ready for your first attack?
Hold onto that toilet seat – this will be one wild ride!
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